welcome to drunkJournal

drunkjournal was launched in late 2002 as a group drunk blog - a place for a bunch of alcoholic nerds to make posts while they were hammered. then it was a place for boring posts about drunk driving and prohibition and bla bla bla.

after a few breaks over the years, drunkjournal is back online. anyone can register, anyone registered can post. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT.

Jack McCoy

July 4th, 2009 by Katye

is a goddamn badass.

You just try and listen to his arguments and not want to be on his side- I dare you.

Dragonfruit Vitamin Water is so stinky!  But the xxx kind is good with gin.

I had to work this morning and while I was working, this old man approached me to ask where toilet bowl brushes were…  He was wearing a t-shirt with Brian, the dog from Family Guy, getting his ass sniffed by a poodle, with the text bubble “DO I KNOW YOU??!”

My life is complete.  I actually walked him over to the toilet brushes, even though I don’t work there.  I just felt like I had to.
IS SHOUDD BE JMAKING SO MANUY MOERE TPEING MISTANKES.
A AM BAD DRUHNK TYOPLER.

i don’t know WHAT TO BELIEBVE ANYMORE

July 3rd, 2009 by spider

get it?

i’m treesha

sometimes i feel so bad for the people on unforum, because they want to know what’s up with milwaukee, and i’m like OH MY GOD I CAN’T STAND THE SPREAD OF MISINFORMATION

but then that movie about daredebil guy is on, with andy sandberg

man that guy is fucking ugly. here is a list of ugly guys. i might even be able to unclude pictures: let me TRY IT

a fucking ugly guy an ugly guy

ulgy man deez ugly nuts face man

there you have it, those are the 4 ugliest gurs on the face of the eath.

YOU UGLY GUYS

complicated for sober one

July 3rd, 2009 by Reb_Roxy_Rules

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Things I can crush.

July 3rd, 2009 by Dr.Whiskey

Babies face. Precious gold-plated reliquaries. Gun things. Kali-infected gold-face things. Gun.

Listen up shitbags

July 2nd, 2009 by Mikey

hey dudes and duddtetes and “katye”s. It seveyrone favorite dude of all time ever, MIkeEY. i’M OWNDERFUL. ALSO: i am drunks. i know WHIKSYE EVERYTHING is all the rage, but hey, my place didn’t have any whsikey in it but you know what, i make do wiht my surroundings and i had FUCKTONS OF GIN in tehe freezer. i mixxed with tangerine juice and YUMMMMMM. tastes delishcious and then before you know it DRUNKTOWN USA. i hat eyou a;l.