drunkjournal is in FREEZE MODE. no new users, no new posts – coming sometime in the future: A TRIUMPHANT RELAUNCH (again)

i think it will be good this time. we’ll see!

yo somtimes it is hard to post on here because there is no fuckin gbutton that says FUCKING POST EHRE. for the extreme drunk ass this sis damn near imporssible. anyway. i have been dirnking red wine. more than a bnottle’s worth. i’m drunk,. duh. i watching fucking choppied. they shou.ldn’t have that show. its like asking chef EEY HERE ARE THE SHITTIEST INGREDIENTS WE CAN GIVE YOU, MAKE SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T SUCK BALLS. good luck, shiutfuycks. anywa i’m just trying to say i’,m druik and you gfguys aren’t later. fucktwats.

you shit fced cock masters. i drank alot of stella but aslso i drank makeras smark adn also i’ m aeseoms some chicks from ohio wants to suck my dick bu then theye aallll turn sclassy lik ethey weren’t from hjere. bitches. also my dick was gonnna get sucked but skluts and i drank wihskye

Hello.  We went to the City and danced for Soul Night tonight.  I’m listening to the Temptations – Get Ready right now and I can’t imagine that life could get any better.  Also I am drunk and working on a Knob Creek on the rocks, just to keep things honest.  How are you?

so i bought a new beer tonight and it’s called michelob porter. i know i know – michelob, that’s short for “budweiser” but this is actually pretty good. i like porters. i like dark beer, it’s the best

i’m a fan of amberbock, another budweisrer/michelob thing and this is even darker but not quite a stout i suppose

DELICIOUS

oh ALSO, you know the old miller light commercial “youhad a hard day at the office, now it’s miller time” well more like “you had  a hard day at the office, now it’s TROLLING YAHOO ANSWERS TIME” am i rite

the people on yahoo answers are the people that make me drink

PS: oh nice i just noticed the messed up “how drunk are you” menu, that’ sg reat guys, good job thanks

yo listen up. its kmikey. everyones favorteie awesome dude. i saw the CA PHILAHATMONIC tonight. they were gocool i guess. i wasn’t allowed to drink cause i was the DESIDGANTED DRIVER. SHE WAS FUICKING GAY. bvut on the plus i got home in recordd time and also i ate basically nothign today. so i fixed myself a tall pint glass of ELIJAH CRAIG. for you ASSSSHOLES that don’t know what that ss is its WHISKWYE on wkehsikwy weekend.  its fucking my UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. also: tits. thats pretty muchc all i gto. i like tits.

guys i am preetty glad i rpgoramed my copmutar to save drunk houranl password bcaue now i can post!@!

my computear knows my secretes

hey guys happy saturda y niw, i just want to say whello

WHELLO LOLZ

my coweronkrer took me \out and it was quitre an eexperience, it’s been a while.  we drank lots o beer and i met his freidns and i wandered arojnd and met some more popel and the bartender ooooh la la lal la

ps.

i am soproud of my self for being able to DJ POSRT DJ POST DJPOST

+2359023582490237 AWESOME POINTSS PINTS HAHAHAHAHAH

so this last bottle was called I.W.Harper bourbon, which apparently is more popular in japan than in america these days.

it was also pretty good, but you know, it tastes pretty much just like any other bourbon. i’m beginning to suspect that bourbon snobs are crazy. every one of the four minis i’ve drank tonight tasted just about the same (except the jack daniels i guess). they were all good and all old, and all smooth.

oh well, time to call it a night. not enough hours in the day.

there’s still like 50 bottles left to go through so we’ll have to tackle those some other time

ok so the next bottle of mini whiskey is “old forester” which i had never heard of but i guess they still make whiskey. it was also pretty smooth, not bad.

i think i’ll try one more bottle tonight but then i gotta go to bed

boooooooo

ok so now i am drinking a bottle called “antique” bourbon whiskey. the label says on it “this whiskey is 6 years old” – hahahaha not anymore it’s not!

in fact, according to this bourbon whiskey forum, “antique” was bought by seagrams in the 40s and ceased operations in the 60s. that means at the absolute least this bottle is 50 years old (make that 56 years old).

it’s pretty smooth, i guess a half a century will  mellow out a bourbon.