http://drunkjournal.com drunk posts Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:28:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en drunkjournal is in FREEZE MODE. no new users, no new posts - coming sometime in the future: A TRIUMPHANT RELAUNCH (again) i think it will be good this time. we'll see! http://drunkjournal.com/?p=553 Last Thursday was ridiculous. Between the three of us, my friends and I had 2 bottles of wine and half of a bottle of Hennessey. Freaking ghetto. The only things I remember are an ill-conceived drinking game based around Iron Chef America. Every time they showed judge Jeffrey Steingarten's ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=550 yo somtimes it is hard to post on here because there is no fuckin gbutton that says FUCKING POST EHRE. for the extreme drunk ass this sis damn near imporssible. anyway. i have been dirnking red wine. more than a bnottle's worth. i'm drunk,. duh. i watching fucking choppied. ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=549 you shit fced cock masters. i drank alot of stella but aslso i drank makeras smark adn also i' m aeseoms some chicks from ohio wants to suck my dick bu then theye aallll turn sclassy lik ethey weren't from hjere. bitches. also my dick was gonnna get sucked but ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=548 at least not when they drink and drive and kill a bunch of people http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1915467,00.html sorry everyone who read that last article about how cool it was that you could drink and be a parent, LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG, because some woman killed herself and her kids by DRINKING http://drunkjournal.com/?p=541 Hello.  We went to the City and danced for Soul Night tonight.  I'm listening to the Temptations - Get Ready right now and I can't imagine that life could get any better.  Also I am drunk and working on a Knob Creek on the rocks, just to keep things honest.  ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=538 so i bought a new beer tonight and it's called michelob porter. i know i know - michelob, that's short for "budweiser" but this is actually pretty good. i like porters. i like dark beer, it's the best i'm a fan of amberbock, another budweisrer/michelob thing and this is even darker ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=536 yo listen up. its kmikey. everyones favorteie awesome dude. i saw the CA PHILAHATMONIC tonight. they were gocool i guess. i wasn't allowed to drink cause i was the DESIDGANTED DRIVER. SHE WAS FUICKING GAY. bvut on the plus i got home in recordd time and also i ate basically ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=533 guys i am preetty glad i rpgoramed my copmutar to save drunk houranl password bcaue now i can post!@! my computear knows my secretes hey guys happy saturda y niw, i just want to say whello WHELLO LOLZ my coweronkrer took me \out and it was quitre an eexperience, it's been a while.  we ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=531 i have recently become convinced that recycling programs are nothing more than a conspiracy designed to shame people into not drinking. when you just toss all your empties out in your garbage, no one sees them and no one cares - but we have these transparent blue recycling bag, and ... http://drunkjournal.com/?p=528