Let me just satsr by sayiong, I had to reset my password to tell you this.

You’re all fagots. Seriously,

Tonight I was cleaning the house, and I was like “oh it,s a  saturday, I should drink”. And then I have a kegerator, so I did just that. I’ve been dirnking for a few hours, and now I m a sleepy tired, so I am going to go to bed, But you are all fucking quqeerboes.

Sup kids

I don’t really care.

Here’s a funny from last night:

mikey: dude

guys i think i am still drunk

hey guys chris told me to post and he is a big bully, so here it is.

i am drinking some KNOB and it is spicy.  jessica made me one, and it is lots of whiskey and littles of ice.  QED: alex is going to get durnk

tonight i am going to a birthday party at a bar and then a bar that allows dogs.  that bar is called ‘bitch’ or something. LOLZ

i hope i wrote enough so chris doesnt punch me.  HA JOKES ON YOU, YOU GOT SUNBRUNT

ok whatever allie, hurry up and whiskey weekend and thanks for lettimg me not doublepost

ANYWAY i still don’t like sam adams summer ale. BUT i have gotten over it, thanks to my friend “one shot of whiskey for each of these stupid beers”

in other news, i got the bright idea “drunkjournal needs a twitter account” but would you fucking believe it, some guy already took “drunkjournal” as a twitter name. FCUKER.

so in light of this less than awesome sam adams beer, i wanted to mention the beers we had at this german place we ate last sunday. it was called THE LAGERHAUS and it was awesome. the guy who owns the place makes his own beer, which is pretty sweet, but he also offers all kinds of awesome german beers

so i had this stuff called hofbrauhaus dunkel, which was totally delicious. it’s a nice dark beer, and i like dark beers. i don’t like sam adams winter summer ale. i’ma keep drinking it though.

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what’s up boner party~~ I am posting because spider is a gaybie about posting on his own site so I’m acting as the fluffer to get him ripped and ready.  SPEAKING OF RIPPED I am totally NOT but I should be.  I am not drunk on cheap cart beer and NOT heckling dudes because basebols game is RAINED OUT.  What a dumb earf.  I will stop debbie downering after I stuff face with stir fry and go out to the bahhhh.  where I will announce WHISK’Y WEEKEND and then everyone will buy me shots. ^____^ I still want my free coozie.  Coozefucks.  goldblum out.

i picked up some beer (and whiskey) for whiskey weekend and sam adams summer ale was on sale so i got some. i’m drinking my first bottle of this right now, and i have to tell you – i dunno about this stuff. i don’t think i’m fond of it, but i’ll power through and hopefully my friend whiskey will help take the edge off.

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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MICHAEL JACKSON

OK, so I live in LA. My apartment building is right next to a public park. “Park” is a  stretch though. There are no swings. No soccer goals. Nothing fun. Basically the only thing that makes this a public park are a handful of benches and a sign that says its a public park- mostly because its named for someone or something I DON’T KNOW OR CARE WHO SO DON’T ASK. Anyway, so since California is super cool to the homeless they go ahead and make themselves at home at said park. Generally, they don’t bother me. They pretty much sleep all day and if South Park has taught me anything they pretty much just live off of change without much explaination otherwise. The problem is these fuckers are really annoying when they’re actually awake. They just scream at the top of their lungs about god knows what and don’t shut up until they’re asleep again. Here is the problem: they have no regular sleep pattern and they are loud and wake me up or keep me from sleeping or enjoying my favorite television programming. No one ever calls the cops. I don’t because I’m lazy and I think there is a warrent out for my arrest because I didn’t reply or report to jury duty (OOPS SORRY COPS!). This brings me to my main point: what if I just killed them? They’d stop being loud and annoying (and alive). They probably don’t have ID which means they are SO not legal or anytyhing like that with the legaml mumbo jumbo. So like yeha, someone would find the dead bodies, but i doubt anyone would call the cops cause like, who cares, right? I guess if they did they’d be all like SLAP ON WRIST but then whisper YOU DID US A PUBLIC SERVICE. what’s your take? public servant or people killer. CHUNG CHUNG

PS I tried really hard to type this good but it took a really  long time and thats shit got ANNOYYING so it got less god as it went on. whatever dudes. talk shit. bitches. ya’ll dong’d

DUDE YOU FUCKS. ITS WHISKEY WWKEEEND. WHY AREN’T YOU MORONS WHSIKEYINBG. WHJISKEY IS A VERB. I AHTE YOU. MY FRIE FD “KATYE” OS O G STRONG. WHATEVER DUDE. I DRINK SHIKWSYE CAUSE ITS GETTTS ME DRUNK ON WHISKEYE WEEKEND. YOU GUS YS ARE SO FUCKING NOT WHISKEY. HALZOZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHY DON’T YOU LUGERS PLAY THATS SANYMORE. URGH. WHIKSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. SEACERREST OUT.

So I had to work this morning.
Here’s this guy:
“I’m so t’ed off because the belt I bought at Dollar General 3 years ago is no longer here!”
BLAH BLAH, HE CONTINUES TO BITCH.
The he gets next to me and continues to say things such as “This is NOT fun… NOT fun…”
Hey guy.
A.) I don’t work for Dollar General… I’m a vendor, and so basically I never care.
B.) I’M A VENDOR AND I DON’T CARE.
Basically, I don’t care.