so i bought a new beer tonight and it’s called michelob porter. i know i know – michelob, that’s short for “budweiser” but this is actually pretty good. i like porters. i like dark beer, it’s the best

i’m a fan of amberbock, another budweisrer/michelob thing and this is even darker but not quite a stout i suppose

DELICIOUS

oh ALSO, you know the old miller light commercial “youhad a hard day at the office, now it’s miller time” well more like “you had  a hard day at the office, now it’s TROLLING YAHOO ANSWERS TIME” am i rite

the people on yahoo answers are the people that make me drink

PS: oh nice i just noticed the messed up “how drunk are you” menu, that’ sg reat guys, good job thanks

yo listen up. its kmikey. everyones favorteie awesome dude. i saw the CA PHILAHATMONIC tonight. they were gocool i guess. i wasn’t allowed to drink cause i was the DESIDGANTED DRIVER. SHE WAS FUICKING GAY. bvut on the plus i got home in recordd time and also i ate basically nothign today. so i fixed myself a tall pint glass of ELIJAH CRAIG. for you ASSSSHOLES that don’t know what that ss is its WHISKWYE on wkehsikwy weekend.  its fucking my UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. also: tits. thats pretty muchc all i gto. i like tits.

guys i am preetty glad i rpgoramed my copmutar to save drunk houranl password bcaue now i can post!@!

my computear knows my secretes

hey guys happy saturda y niw, i just want to say whello

WHELLO LOLZ

my coweronkrer took me \out and it was quitre an eexperience, it’s been a while.  we drank lots o beer and i met his freidns and i wandered arojnd and met some more popel and the bartender ooooh la la lal la

ps.

i am soproud of my self for being able to DJ POSRT DJ POST DJPOST

+2359023582490237 AWESOME POINTSS PINTS HAHAHAHAHAH

i have recently become convinced that recycling programs are nothing more than a conspiracy designed to shame people into not drinking. when you just toss all your empties out in your garbage, no one sees them and no one cares – but we have these transparent blue recycling bag, and when you’re working through two boxes full of miniature liquor bottles (plus the weekend’s case of beer and a bottle of wine) that shit is NOTICEABLE.

good thing i ain’t shamed!

sorry, i have a boring post about the news but this was really interesting to me

you see, the south carolina constitution only allows for the law to prevent 18-20 year olds from BUYING alcohol.

but once  they have it in their hands, there’s nothing you can do to stop them from drinking it.

probably the most enlightened thing i’ve heard on the subject in a while:

In a statement, McCulloch says the ruling “presents to the General Assembly and ultimately to the voters of South Carolina an opportunity to address the issue of under-21 access to alcoholic beverages in a thoughtful and deliberate way.”

“The constitutional decision to allow 18 year olds a vast array of freedoms, including the ability to fight for our country, suggests that the privilege of alcohol consumption as well should be extended to our citizens who are 18 years old and above,” McCulloch writes.

He says lawmakers, if they revisit the issue, should “look beyond criminalization and resist calls from the pressure groups opposed to alcohol to more productive solutions like education and counselors.”

full story – http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=10726099

of course, i’m sure someone here is running afoul of the law – whoever purchased the alcohol in order to give it to the 18 year old is probably violating something or other – but at least the 18 year old isn’t actually breaking the law by drinking.

it’s a new night which means more little bottles of whiskey

the two i’ve tried so far tonight are OLD KENTUCKY TAVERN and J.W.DANT bourbon, both of which were actually stamped with a date. the date was 1956.

that means i’m drinking 53-year-old bourbon. wow

they both taste really good, but i’m beginning to think if you let any whiskey sit around for 50 years it’s gonna end up tasting good.

so this last bottle was called I.W.Harper bourbon, which apparently is more popular in japan than in america these days.

it was also pretty good, but you know, it tastes pretty much just like any other bourbon. i’m beginning to suspect that bourbon snobs are crazy. every one of the four minis i’ve drank tonight tasted just about the same (except the jack daniels i guess). they were all good and all old, and all smooth.

oh well, time to call it a night. not enough hours in the day.

there’s still like 50 bottles left to go through so we’ll have to tackle those some other time

ok so the next bottle of mini whiskey is “old forester” which i had never heard of but i guess they still make whiskey. it was also pretty smooth, not bad.

i think i’ll try one more bottle tonight but then i gotta go to bed

boooooooo

ok so now i am drinking a bottle called “antique” bourbon whiskey. the label says on it “this whiskey is 6 years old” – hahahaha not anymore it’s not!

in fact, according to this bourbon whiskey forum, “antique” was bought by seagrams in the 40s and ceased operations in the 60s. that means at the absolute least this bottle is 50 years old (make that 56 years old).

it’s pretty smooth, i guess a half a century will  mellow out a bourbon.

so we bought a nice desk chair for real cheap from craigslist today. katye went to pick it up, but the girl selling it didn’t have change for 40 bucks, SO she decided to throw in a couple boxes full of old airplane liquor bottles to sweeten the deal.

DEAL SWEETENED.

so tonight is going to be spent sampling these tiny old bottles. i think i will do a running commentary as i try each one.

my first one was a bottle of jack daniels with a green label. i know that’s some variety or other of JD but i don’t know what the difference is. it tasted pretty rough, but i didn’t go blind so i guess it’s ok.

STAY TUNED