ooooh recycling
i have recently become convinced that recycling programs are nothing more than a conspiracy designed to shame people into not drinking. when you just toss all your empties out in your garbage, no one sees them and no one cares – but we have these transparent blue recycling bag, and when you’re working through two boxes full of miniature liquor bottles (plus the weekend’s case of beer and a bottle of wine) that shit is NOTICEABLE.
good thing i ain’t shamed!
