"cheap" liquor
by spider :: June 2 2011 at 12:11 pm
what are you drinking: T
here's an article about "cheap liquor" that has a pretty loose interpretation of the word "cheap".
most of the bottles they cite cost about $20 or less for a 750ml bottle.
twenty bucks a fifth? are you kidding me? motherfucker, don't come talking to me about "cheap" liquor unless it's under $20 a handle. unless i can get an entire LITER tacked on to your 750ml, i don't consider it "cheap". maybe this is why people resort to drinking mouthwash, because they think $20 a fifth is the cheapest thing anyone carries.
here are the cheap-ass things i sometimes drink that makes anyone dropping a jackson on 750ml of liquor look like professor moneybags:
these are things that are cheap. if you want to be cheap, you are not allowed to be snobby about it.
most of the bottles they cite cost about $20 or less for a 750ml bottle.
twenty bucks a fifth? are you kidding me? motherfucker, don't come talking to me about "cheap" liquor unless it's under $20 a handle. unless i can get an entire LITER tacked on to your 750ml, i don't consider it "cheap". maybe this is why people resort to drinking mouthwash, because they think $20 a fifth is the cheapest thing anyone carries.
here are the cheap-ass things i sometimes drink that makes anyone dropping a jackson on 750ml of liquor look like professor moneybags:
- skol vodka. it is $12 for 1.75 liters
- evan williams green label bourbon. $16 per 1.75 and it tastes FINE
- old smuggler scotch. when i'm feeling like actually dropping $20 on something, it may be on a handle of this, which i can get for $19.99.
these are things that are cheap. if you want to be cheap, you are not allowed to be snobby about it.