seth: i'll stick my foot up his ass so far he can give me a tongue mssage with his TEETH
seth: no wait i mean
seth: i'll stick my foot up his ass so far he can give me a TOE massage with his TONGUE

fuck work

by spider :: September 22 2011 at 2:53 pm

what are you drinking: nothing yet, got evan williams on the mind

after 3 weeks of 10-hour workdays and work-saturdays, we were so close to being finished our website relaunch until our vendor managed to screw everything up in a single afternoon.

while watching the project collapse in chaos around me, i muttered to myself "tonight is a whiskey night", to which the coworkers around me laughed in surprise and said they couldn't see me as a whiskey drinker.

it's amazing how little the people you work with can know about you.

comment by Dan :: December 12 2011 at 9:13 pm

I fucking count on it...how else could I keep a job? Let the co-workers know too much, and you are dead. ESPECIALLY in my case.

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